According to South African Pastor Xola Skosana Jesus Christ was HIV-Positive.
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| Pastor Xola Skosana Said this in Cape Town, South Africa |
Hang on, so the son of god, suffered from a debilitating disease. A disease that would almost certainly have led to aids (I don't think there was much medication in the year 0AD). This would mean that a common cold or minor infection could kill him. I think the roman put a bit to much effort into his cross if that is the case. I mean i've watched live aid, Aids victims can hardly stand up, surely just sneeze on him and end i quick. (this is a joke, fundamentalists please don't kill me)
Although it does raise the question where did Jesus get HIV, is the Pastor suggesting that Jesus and the disciples were passing around the heroin at the last supper and one of them didn't clean the needle, or maybe Jesus didn't wrap his tool while getting it on with Mary Madeline. Either way you'd think God might have stepped in if either of these were true.
For the full story on this visit http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-11575773
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